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youwinagainmoffat:

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

hamine2:

dollopheadedmerlin:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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I own a lot of these … 

I’m not even that old and I know what it is and how to use it. 

dexternatural:

zeddmores:

jenny-cockles:

“Castiel?”

 # in this moment you never knew # as the foreign syllables rolled off your tongue # you could never know how much that name would mean to you # the name seared literally on your skin as that breath of grace raised you from perdition # how could you? # how could you predict the meeting of a man who is not a man and the best friend that you will ever have? # you are Dean Winchester # so of course you could never think # that somewhere out there # an angel was saying # you deserve to be saved.

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